Written by B* COLE

We’ve come to an end of 2004

Full of scandals, deceptions and controversy galore

Beginning of the year it was calm and silent

Then a little white girl paid a visit to Kobe Bryant

she screamed rape and Lakers lost to the Pistons

Kobe’s dumb as the Chicken of the sea quote by Jessica Simpson

Lord Of The Rings has ended and so did the Matrix

Paris Hilton had a video and boy did she make tricks

Bishop Don Juan has become an icon

hanging out with celebrities like Snoop, P. Diddy and William Hung (She Bang)

They tried to push gay marriage, homophobes were annoyed

Then a white homophobic tiger attacked Siegfried and Roy

We wanted Bush out of office , that was America’s dream

But Al Sharpton had a perm and Howard Dean had to scream

Michael Moore blasted Bush with Fahrenheit 911

But we were more concerned about that white trash couple Britney and Kevin

We invaded Iraq and found Sadaam in a hole

but people were more interested in a rack shown on the Super Bowl

Justin turned against Janet about a "wardrobe malfunction"

If he’s such a "cool whiteboy", why did he cry on Punk’D then

Jay Z retired and said he will not return

Then sprayed R. Kelly in the face with mace and made his eyes burn

I wish my eyes were burned when I saw Soul Plane

That was some BULL****!!!!!

The Olympics were boring, Martha Stewart went to jail

Scott Peterson sentenced to death, see you in hell

The Olsen twins were ridiculed because Mary Kate wouldn’t eat

Oprah was praised for leaving car keys under the seat

Hello Desperate House Wives, goodbye Sex & The City

Tara Reid was in the news for exposing an awkward titty

The Red Sox win the World Series, Fantasia takes the Idol

J-Lo jumped the broom again which makes her 13th bridle

Mysterious things happened 2004 but I wanna know

How in the hell Method and Redman get a show

The Terminator is governor of the State of California

O’Reilly was caught asking his assistant "You got a vibrator on ya"

Anna Nicole was high introducing Kanye West

He should’ve performed Jesus Walks instead of Pilates and maybe he would’ve got Best (artist)

Passion Of The Christ did it for Mel

Rick James made a come back on Dave Chapelle

Jamie Foxx got busy in the movie Ray

Puffy said Vote or Die on Election Day

Milli Vanilli committed suicide in 1995

For what Ashlee Simpson did on Saturday Night Live

The Vibe Awards was violent, they think that’s what we must do

When they’re feeding us violence with Grand Theft Auto San Andreas on PS2

Jam Master J and Ol’ Dirty Bastard is gone

Macaulay Culkin is on house arrest, Home Alone

The bigger they are the harder they fall

Ask Ron Artest about the Basketball Brawl

There’s a lot more to say about 2004

But I’m walking out the door and leaving dirt on the floor

Fresh for the New Year fully revived

God Bless you and yours in 2005

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