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Business
Despite pay gap, 75% of white men still angry


Martha Stewart 'nabbed' as prison spokesperson

Wal-Mart to start selling so-called negroes

Entertainment
FEMA vows to save 'BEING BOBBY BROWN'

R. Kelly's bionic eyes saw gun men in Garden


Macaulay Culkin to play England in made for TV movie

Paula Abdul: I did not have sexual relations with that man...Corey Clark

International
Africa Lost Say Mainstream Media

Lifestyles
Suburban drug addicts

3,000 hours of relationship tapes do nothing for woman’s love life

Thousands of whites seek citizenship in the Rhythm Nation

Holy Ghost refuses to attend church revival held in between liquor store and pool hall

Local
Police brutality charge helps return New Orleans to ‘sense of normalcy’

Rover finds Chicago’s Homeless on Mars

Foot reduction saves couple's marriage

Crack kills Apple Jack Jr.!

No Limit soldier, Iraqi veteran share awkward moment in local liquor store

Despite perfect attendance in the school of hard knocks, inner city man fails to learn

Gangster gets Folk Art Festival ad all wrong
 

Media
An open letter to all fake media outlets

Politics
Pres. Bush not concerned that he has only one friend on myspace.com

Cheney meets Harry

Bush considers returning Iraq to Sadaam

Bush announces 50 Cent Kanye West Nile Virus plan

Bush sends army to contain Kanye’s ego

Miers reveals true religion: Bushism  

Lucy Van Pelt accuses Condi Rice of identity theft


Bush scolds Saddam for telling the truth


Black republicans like J.C. Watts miss Clinton too

News reporter is really Dennis Hastert in fake mustache

Religion
Black Jesus to Star in The Passion Sequel

Read the exclusive interview with Black Jesus


Closet Pagan smirks every time Bible-thumping friends talk about Christmas tree

Sports
Three-year-old toddler joins NBA

Artest seeks 30 days off rap career to fight NBA suspension

After baseball, Congress tackles lip-singing

War on Terror

African liberation flags, clothes, and walking stick sales plummet after Sept. 11

Commentary
I couldn’t believe the Christmas chicken was so undercooked

Hurricane Katrina
Man wears another lousy t-shirt
My ancestors worked for 400 years with no pay and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a cot in the Superdome.

Refugee status 400 years too late

Several Hurricane victims said they welcome the refugee status, but that it did come 400 years too late.

A refugee is one who flees in search of refuge, as in times of war, political oppression, or religious persecution. Harriet Tubman and all my ancestors who ran for freedom were refugees, most definitely, said John Brown. But me, I pay my taxes, have an oil habit, and love to watch reality TV just like every other American.

 
 



 

 

 


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