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FEMA
vows to save BEING BOBBY BROWN’
October 17, 2005
Still rocking from
complaints over its handling of Hurricane Katrina, the Federal Emergency
Management Agency (FEMA) vowed to save the hit reality show “Being Bobby
Brown.”
”We’ve been watching the news this time and we are
ready,” said R. David Paulison, the interim chief of FEMA. “Rumors are
circulating that Bravo will not renew their contact. We will work to ensure
the levees of understanding are not breached.
Paulison explained that the agency’s top personnel
have already been dispatched and awaiting further instructions due to them
keeping on top of things. “We have subscriptions to all types of media
outlets, including XXL, Eurweb, and Bean Soup Times. Ted Koppel won’t catch
me not watching the media. We’ll know what’s happening when it happens.”
“This is surprising,” said former first lady,
Barbara Bush when she learned that the show was coming to an end. “He comes
from poverty, so for him, he’s been doing so much better on TV than in
Africa.”
Paulison also announced plans to provide a dish
network television hook up in every FEMA agency office to ensure they will be
down for whatever. “We are also closely monitoring the Tavis Smiley Show,
both for updates and to ensure it is not canceled.”
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