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Cheney challenged Harry to say what one more time

A soft-spoken and somewhat shaken vice president Dick Cheney admitted he shot his friend, 78-year-old Harry Whittington, after the two watched Pulp Fiction, drank beers and went quail hunting.

"Every time I aimed at some quail, Harry said  'what' real loud and scared them away," said Cheney. "I told him to stop saying what, but he didn't."

Cheney couldn't take it anymore he explained. "I said, 'Say what again. Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya, you mother*&^%$! Say what one more goddamn time,'" said Cheney.

"He thought it was a joke, laughed and said 'what' again. So I pulled the trigger on my  28-gauge shotgun," he added.

After the gunshot, Cheney looked at the other hunters and said, "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

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