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Bush sends army to contain Kanye’s ego
Counter Ego Program in full effect (Coegopro)
Concerned about a “too healthy” ego pandemic in impoverished communities, President George W. Bush seeks congressional clearance to send the army after Kanye West’s ego.
West, the latest hip hop sensation, criticized Pres. Bush during the Hurricane Katrina devastation and accused the U.S. government of sending AIDS throughout Africa. Calling Kanye arrogant, Bush vowed to “put him in his place.”
The White House made it clear that a pandemic of young, black men who speak so freely and honestly is nothing but arrogance that must be stopped before it spreads.
Bush unveiled a plan to spend at least $1
million dollars on an anti-black ego vaccine. Bush said the problem would be
solved by unleashing tons of dictionaries in the black community with all the
words that have black as a prefix highlighted.
“I will humble that Chicago rapper with an elaborate shock and awe campaign,” said Bush during his weekly radio broadcast. “He’ll be showered with words such as blackmail, blackball, blacklist, black Monday, and black scallywag so he’ll remember how little he’s supposed to feel about himself.”
“I don’t want to reveal too much, but we’ll also remind him that he’s a college drop out and that even though diamonds are from Sierra, I’m the one who allows them to get to Jacob the Jeweler,” added Bush.
Bush also promised to be more proactive and encouraged all Americans to
"seek early detection for arrogance in young black men."
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