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Macaulay Culkin to play England in made for TV movie

NATIONAL—Macaulay Culkin was selected to play Pfc. Lynndie England in the made for TV movie about the former Abu Ghraib prison guard.

Culkin looks forward to the role which he believes he was born to play. In related news, Pfc. Lynndie England, who was ready to go to prison, this month, was extremely disappointed by the collapse of a plea deal that could have put her behind bars for several years, her military lawyer said.

"She salivates at the possibility that some cantankerous prison guard will force her to strip and point at her male member."

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