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Wal-Mart to start selling so-called negroes

Retail giant sees this as great branding opportunity

After giving $1.5 million to the United Negro College Fund, last month, Wal-Mart announced plans to start selling negroes in the very near future.

"This will complete our efforts to sell everything under the sun," said John Hawkins, a Wal-Mart spokesperson. 'Negroes are hot and we intend to take advantage of their popularity."

With a partnership that includes historically Black colleges, the Chinese and the government of Arkansas, Wal-Mart expects to capture the negro manufacturing industry.

Customers will now be able to get toothpaste, an oil change and an inner city thug. Wal-Mart intends to produce all types of negroes: thugs, sell-outs, pimps, harlots, angry negro women, docile negro men, conservatives, liberals and many more.

"We make a difference in the lives of our customers, associates, and now negroes," said Hawkins.

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