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In a move that is sending shock waves through both parties, a group of Black republicans led by former U.S. Congressman J.C. Watts have formed the "We Miss Clinton" support group.

"This may surprise many of our friends and enemies, but we miss Clinton because in many ways, he was more republican that I was," said J.C. Watts during a press conference announcing the groups launch. "He was like a heroin addict that leans, but never tips over. Clinton leaned to the right every time he signed a policy that as republican, I loved."

Explaining his point, Watts went on to analyze several Clinton policies that he said, "Bush wouldn’t have the balls to sign."

"Each month we will pour out a little liquor for Clinton’s signing of the Welfare law, for helping the Prison Industrial Complex increase the number of Black men incarcerated through crack/cocaine sentencing differences and for keeping the whole CIA/Cocaine/Contra thing quiet.

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