January 9, 2007

Sen. Obama charged with campaigning while Black?

Vowing to be the epitome of change, Clinton to become black woman by S.C. primary

Senator Hillary Clinton's tactic of urging authorities in New Hampshire to investigate Senator Barack Obama for possible illegal activities seems to have been successful as she pulled off a win in New Hampshire yesterday.

"I knew I would win New Hampshire because Americans will not stand idly by while a black man beat a white woman in public!" she said. “I'm glad the authorities took my complaints serious."

Sen. Clinton chocked back tears as she admitted that South Carolina will be another big challenge for her. "I may consider dressing in black face and playing the saxophone in order to win over the black residents in South Carolina before the upcoming primary there," she said.

"People really seem to be responding to a message of change. I'll show them change. I'll go from Hillary Clinton to Shaniqua Clinton."

Then, she completely broke down in tears and yelled: "White women earned the right to vote before African Americans. A woman should become president before a black person!"

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