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Christmas for me was so horrible. Have you ever went over a friend’s house to eat and the food was just no good? I mean the macaroni was soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken was raw as a Greek fraternity pledgees behind. I don’t understand how anyone could serve such a raw piece of meat during Christmas.

Whatever happened to goodwill towards men? These people whom I thought were my friends must have been working for my enemies.

This ordeal was so traumatic that I put together a powerpoint presentation to explain my ordeal to others. The chicken was supposed to be fried, but it wasn’t left in the grease long enough. You could still see flour on the chicken when it was put in the serving tray. What kind of crap is that? You put food on a serving tray when it’s ready to be served.

This chicken was raw. It was not ready to be served, but there it was—on a serving tray as if it has already been submerged in enough hot grease to make it lightly crunchy on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside.

Next time, I’m going early and give them some "How to fry chicken" lessons, because it makes absolutely no sense that the chicken would be so undercooked.

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